Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will tell everyone about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you stop whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,then get depressed because you can only think of 4!
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